Fact: Microsoft and Apple are both working on the next draft of their respective operating systems, Windows 7 and Apple Snow Leopard.

Fact(actually exaggeration): Every technical publication in the universe (except here) has been publishing previews of what’s coming in the new operating systems.

Fact: When will they be available? No time soon.

The Onion, the satirical site, published a side-by-side comparison that makes as much sense as many of the others I’ve seen and is much more entertaining.

Here’s a side-by-side sample OSX first then, Vista.

Go to The Onion and read the article, you’ll enjoy it even if you’re like most people and don’t care anything about operating systems.